How to get rid of pesky people
My co-worker RJ found this website and it’s hilarious! It’s how to counter those pesky pick-up lines people lay off on you. Some samples:
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So what do you do for a living?
I’m a female impersonator.
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Male: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put I and U togather
Female: Oh really, because if I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put F and U together.
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Hi. Didn’t we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
Must’ve been once. I never make the same mistake twice.
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I’m a photographer. I’ve been looking for a face like yours.
I’m a plastic surgeon. I’ve been looking for a face like yours.
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Your face must turn a few heads.
And your face must turn a few stomachs.
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Certainly, a welcome laugh from a day’s work! Go check it out!
How to get rid of pesky people
My co-worker RJ found this website and it’s hilarious! It’s how to counter those pesky pick-up lines people lay off on you. Some samples:
~
So what do you do for a living?
I’m a female impersonator.
~
Male: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put I and U togather
Female: Oh really, because if I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put F and U together.
~
Hi. Didn’t we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
Must’ve been once. I never make the same mistake twice.
~
I’m a photographer. I’ve been looking for a face like yours.
I’m a plastic surgeon. I’ve been looking for a face like yours.
~
Your face must turn a few heads.
And your face must turn a few stomachs.
~
Certainly, a welcome laugh from a day’s work! Go check it out!
Posted 11 months ago & Filed under Anti-Pick up lines, Notes
